Goldfish Serial Killer

I’m ecstatic that Jesus Christ was in the form of a woman because if she were made in the image of a fish I would be in deep trouble at my day of judgment.

My aquatic St; Peter would point to the time my wifey plus I decided to get an aquarium full of goldfish.

After a few days, the water began to turn red plus a bevy of snails plus algae-eating fish could not detach the scum from the sides of the tank. Fish after fish turned “belly up” plus some even jumped out of the tank, thinking that they had a better opening facing off against my animal on a dry floor. The “massacre” was complete after the two of us changed the water however neglected to let it adjust to room temperature. The ghosts of those exhausting fish may be getting their revenge at me by using my HVAC component to unleash a never-ending siege of molds, bacteria, plus even algae. In summer time when my A/C is running at full capacity there is a steady drip of condensate that flows through the drainpipes plus a collection pan that holds any overflow. If I am not vigilant that same red ooze that I subjected those fish to will grow plus clog up my HVAC system, but unlike my finned victims, I can add bleach to the drain pipes to kill the algae, or I can use the services of a qualified HVAC company to clean my HVAC system of any algae, molds, plus accumulated grime. I’m hoping that the “fish gods” will be forgiving of my mass killing however now I have to worry about the “algae gods”.
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